Saturday, October 23, 2004

Hello there. I'm samantha.

I am easily contactable.

I like dirty jokes and cursing like a sailor, red shoes and argyle, potato chips, maps, puppies, reading books, traveling, growing things, talking about public health, making plans, and exchanging smiles from across the room. I like to spend weekday evenings in bars drinking whiskey or at home watching nature documentaries. I do not like people who cheat, telephones, doing the dishes, lettuce, or when people call me "Sam" without asking first. My doctor has confirmed that I am finally 5'1" tall. I am very small but no, you may not bench press me. I break easily.

I moved to Seattle from Florida because I like the rain and the gloom, and wish you would stop complaining about the weather, thanks.