2004-10-23T15:55:00.000-07:00

Hello there. I'm samantha.

I am Easily contactable.

I like dirty jokes and cursing like a sailor, red shoes and argyle, potato chips, puppies, traveling, growing things, and smiles from across the room. I like to spend weekday evenings in bars drinking whiskey or at home watching nature documentaries. I do not like people who cheat, telephones, doing the dishes, lettuce, or the look I get when the bartender doesn't think I'm old enough to be in there. My doctor has confirmed that I am finally 5'1" tall. I am very small but no, you may not bench press me. I break easily.

I moved to Seattle from Florida because I like the rain and the gloom, and wish you would stop complaining about the weather, thanks.

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Samantha